They made me do this, because I am not Filipino

They made me pour my heart out, my loves, my likes, my dislikes, because Sarah Munsayac, the Filipino Australian said I was so funny but secretly just wanted to be famous, even if it meant damaging community relations.

As a result, I think the local fauna noticed I was unhappy. So, I guess the lizards tried to make me relearn what my Aussie Silky Terrier had taught me, because he was a showdog. Somehow, he lived with us because his previous owner didn’t want him.

I heard that the previous owner had to let us have him instead because he didn’t like their domestic helper.

I heard they said Robin Williams was also very funny.