I think I shall have to be happy alone. I suspect my friend went missing because he was accosted by Filipino too eager to prove they are German capability in disguise.

I read that there is a master housewife certification in Germany, when I was trying to research into the domestics for a self-styled mini MBA curriculum that includes cooking.

Because Auntie Angela Merkel was discussing the Swabian housewife. And my ex-boss would say I am unskilled.

Hence, due to unforeseen circumstances, I decided to run a scenario.

Plus, the Swabians also managed to conquer some castles. German castles are very physically gruelling, hence I thought I would have exercise as recreation.

But nowadays I guess they only do that if their partners live in some squalid town, because if the partner is working overseas it means they can just go to the restaurants.

Then again, I live in public housing, so I suppose that qualifies as squalor.

I used to ask the government when I was schooling why is it that Singaporean females don’t have to do conscription because I had met a German girl in Germany who told me she did conscription before entering university for engineering studies.

If you ask the female coworker to push trolley she will also complain.

As Paul Arden of “It’s not how good you are, it’s how good you want to be,” would put it: “There’s just no talking to them!”

This came about because they say I am unskilled and not cheaper than Filipino. Plus, I read that Kate Middleton’s roast chicken is very good, so Prince Harry goes to her house for dinner.

Last time when I did my internship in Melbourne, because it was a non-profit, we would only eat sushi rolls. I also noticed RMIT trades school students only ate pizza.

The Decathlon elliptical machine is largely because I have a bad knee, and my father also likes to exercise, but has wobbly feet, so the handles on the machine help.

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